What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:12

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
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Octopussy
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
How can one learn to talk frankly?
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.